_1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_
*Either the car is new or the wife.*
_2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
*Panic is when both are pregnant!*
_3. *Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack &
our driver ran away!
_4. A young boy asks his Dad:
*Boy: What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that
is confidential!*
_5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*Bookseller: Which book has helped you most in your life?
*Woman: My husband's cheque book!
_6. A prospective husband in a book store,
*Husband: Do you have a book called "Husband the Master of the House?"
*Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!
_7. Someone asked an old man.
*Someone: Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.
" What's the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!
_8. *Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
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